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WARNING: A category-5 muslim enemy combatant may now be occupying the White House.
Either demand that Congress investigate this matter and take appropriate action IMMEDIATELY or --
Get to a sheltered area, crouch down, put your head between your legs and -
Either demand that Congress investigate this matter and take appropriate action IMMEDIATELY or --
Get to a sheltered area, crouch down, put your head between your legs and -
KISS YOUR SWEET ASS GOODBYE!