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Video Excerpts: White House Correspondents' Dinner; Muslim Obama Born At Village In Africa
Birther Report
4/26/2015
Excerpt:
The following video is a compilation of jokes about Obama's manufactured background from last night's WHCD.
VIDEO EXCERPTS:
( Video via White House. )
Excerpts via Barack Obama:
Excerpts via SNL's Cecily Strong:
More race-baiting and anti-law enforcement rhetoric in the clip embedded above partial transcript and here...
View the complete Birther Report presentation at:
http://www.birtherreport.com/2015/04...ite-house.html
Birther Report
4/26/2015
Excerpt:
The following video is a compilation of jokes about Obama's manufactured background from last night's WHCD.
VIDEO EXCERPTS:
( Video via White House. )
Excerpts via Barack Obama:
Anyway, being President is never easy. I still have to fix a broken immigration system, issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran—all while finding time to pray five times a day. Which is strenuous.
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You know what, let me set the record straight. I tease Joe sometimes, but he has been at my side for seven years now. I love that man. He’s not just a great Vice President, he is a great friend. We’ve gotten so close, in some places in Indiana, they won’t serve us pizza anymore.
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But of course, let’s face it, there is one issue on every reporter’s mind and that is 2016. Already, we’ve seen some missteps. It turns out Jeb Bush identified himself as “Hispanic” back in 2009. Which you know what, look, I understand. It’s an innocent mistake. Reminds me of when I identified myself as “American” back in 1961.
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And, look, I know I’ve raised a lot of money too. But in all fairness, my middle name is “Hussein.” What’s their excuse?
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And Bernie Sanders might run. I like Bernie. Bernie is an interesting guy. Apparently some folks really want to see a pot-smoking socialist in the White House. We could get a third Obama term after all. It could happen. [...] Obama's full remarks.
[...]
You know what, let me set the record straight. I tease Joe sometimes, but he has been at my side for seven years now. I love that man. He’s not just a great Vice President, he is a great friend. We’ve gotten so close, in some places in Indiana, they won’t serve us pizza anymore.
[...]
But of course, let’s face it, there is one issue on every reporter’s mind and that is 2016. Already, we’ve seen some missteps. It turns out Jeb Bush identified himself as “Hispanic” back in 2009. Which you know what, look, I understand. It’s an innocent mistake. Reminds me of when I identified myself as “American” back in 1961.
[...]
And, look, I know I’ve raised a lot of money too. But in all fairness, my middle name is “Hussein.” What’s their excuse?
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And Bernie Sanders might run. I like Bernie. Bernie is an interesting guy. Apparently some folks really want to see a pot-smoking socialist in the White House. We could get a third Obama term after all. It could happen. [...] Obama's full remarks.
Excerpts via SNL's Cecily Strong:
Even us at SNL got criticized this year for making fun of ISIS. I think that's unfair. I mean, if anyone is guilty of taking ISIS too lightly, it's him. (Obama)
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Ted Cruz. It's like the right wing thought what's the exact opposite of a black president. How about a Canadian Latino who will never be president. It's true, he was born in Canada a child of Cuban immigrants.
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Obama and I actually grew up together in Chicago. I remember when we used to go down to the Cabrini-Green basketball courts. I'd lace up a pair of Jordans, he'd slip on a pair of my mom's jeans. We would just miss three-pointers until sundown, when of course we'd have to stop and pray to Mecca."
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You said it yourself. We can't solve these problems by holding hands and singing kumbaya. Kumbaya of course is the village in Africa where the president was born. [...] Strong's full remarks.
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Ted Cruz. It's like the right wing thought what's the exact opposite of a black president. How about a Canadian Latino who will never be president. It's true, he was born in Canada a child of Cuban immigrants.
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Obama and I actually grew up together in Chicago. I remember when we used to go down to the Cabrini-Green basketball courts. I'd lace up a pair of Jordans, he'd slip on a pair of my mom's jeans. We would just miss three-pointers until sundown, when of course we'd have to stop and pray to Mecca."
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You said it yourself. We can't solve these problems by holding hands and singing kumbaya. Kumbaya of course is the village in Africa where the president was born. [...] Strong's full remarks.
More race-baiting and anti-law enforcement rhetoric in the clip embedded above partial transcript and here...
View the complete Birther Report presentation at:
http://www.birtherreport.com/2015/04...ite-house.html