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  • LOL - Health Care Coverage? Just dial '1-800 - F_UCK YO' to reach Obamacare’s hotline

    Need health care coverage? Just dial 1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare’s national hotline

    The Daily Caller

    Katie McHugh
    10/3/2013

    Excerpt:

    Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach the next available health-care provider.

    Far from being a mistype, that’s the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacare’s national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obama’s tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.

    After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obama’s message is:

    1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).

    That’s 1-800-FUCKYO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s tragically shortened middle finger.

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    View the complete post at:

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/03/ne...ional-hotline/
    B. Steadman
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