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Sunday Funny: The People's Cube; Barack Obama's Birth Certificate May Be On Planet Pluto
Birther Report
7/12/2015
Excerpt:
Obama's birth certificate may be on Pluto
Comrade Vlad Linen
The People's Cube
AB (Associated Baloney) -- As the New Horizons space probe gets closer to Pluto, the NASA mission has provided amazing new information about the distant dwarf planet. From finally learning the planet's colors to the interesting heart shape on the surface, space enthusiasts have much to analyze. But word has it that political enthusiasts might have something to consider too: Obama's birth certificate may have been dumped on Pluto.
New Horizons has revealed photos of what looks like giant letters visible from space saying "Obama's birth certificate here" with an arrow pointing at what looks like a small mountain. The letters look like they are laser cut into rock.
"The president absolutely believes in transparency," said a government official speaking on condition of anonymity. "But in keeping with Nancy Pelosi's philosophy that you have to pass a bill to see what's inside, the president felt the same way. He was ready to release his birth certificate and all his papers shortly after his second inauguration. Out of the blue, some nasty space aliens came along and took the information right out of his hands. After stealing these files, they laughed hideously and quickly went into warp speed or light speed/hyperspace, depending on whether you are a Trekkie or Star Wars fan. Obviously, NASA didn't and currently does not have the capability to fly at that speed and chase them. We withheld this information from the public because it was obviously a security breach. And it would amount to admitting that there is intelligent life elsewhere in our universe," the source explained.
"This is a super intelligent group we're dealing with. Afterall, they must have known we had a probe scheduled to fly by Pluto and so they arranged this bizarre stunt to taunt us. This is all Bush's fault because the mission to Pluto was launched during his tenure," noted an anonymous NASA source. [...]
Satire continued @ The People's Cube.
View the complete Birther Report presentation at:
http://www.birtherreport.com/2015/07...ck-obamas.html
Birther Report
7/12/2015
Excerpt:
Obama's birth certificate may be on Pluto
Comrade Vlad Linen
The People's Cube
AB (Associated Baloney) -- As the New Horizons space probe gets closer to Pluto, the NASA mission has provided amazing new information about the distant dwarf planet. From finally learning the planet's colors to the interesting heart shape on the surface, space enthusiasts have much to analyze. But word has it that political enthusiasts might have something to consider too: Obama's birth certificate may have been dumped on Pluto.
New Horizons has revealed photos of what looks like giant letters visible from space saying "Obama's birth certificate here" with an arrow pointing at what looks like a small mountain. The letters look like they are laser cut into rock.
"The president absolutely believes in transparency," said a government official speaking on condition of anonymity. "But in keeping with Nancy Pelosi's philosophy that you have to pass a bill to see what's inside, the president felt the same way. He was ready to release his birth certificate and all his papers shortly after his second inauguration. Out of the blue, some nasty space aliens came along and took the information right out of his hands. After stealing these files, they laughed hideously and quickly went into warp speed or light speed/hyperspace, depending on whether you are a Trekkie or Star Wars fan. Obviously, NASA didn't and currently does not have the capability to fly at that speed and chase them. We withheld this information from the public because it was obviously a security breach. And it would amount to admitting that there is intelligent life elsewhere in our universe," the source explained.
"This is a super intelligent group we're dealing with. Afterall, they must have known we had a probe scheduled to fly by Pluto and so they arranged this bizarre stunt to taunt us. This is all Bush's fault because the mission to Pluto was launched during his tenure," noted an anonymous NASA source. [...]
Satire continued @ The People's Cube.
View the complete Birther Report presentation at:
http://www.birtherreport.com/2015/07...ck-obamas.html