Kremlin to Approve All Future Trump Tweets – (Satire)

Canada Free Press
by Andrew G. Benjamin
6/23/2017

Excerpt:

CNN-New York —Jake Tapper, CNN’s host, raised the two newspapers for CNN’s audiences to see and said:

“Today’s New York Times and Washington Post in a joint front page announcement wrote:

“From confidential and anonymous inside sources from the insiders in our newsrooms, we have confirmed without a doubt, the existence of a new Kremlin insider policy that will require Donald Trump to check in first with our editors for his speeches and get his Tweets pre-approved by Vladimir Putin himself.”

Vladimir Putin’s effective way to end the confusion Americans have over the Trump-Putin Alliance

Picking up on the story, the New York Daily News ran the headline: “Trump Defects!”

Confirming these stories, the Russian chief of state in his famed judo outfit answered: “DA!”

To every soft-ball question from reporters he answered, “DA!”

To every other question he answered, “NYET!”

This was Vladimir Putin’s effective way to end the confusion Americans have over the Trump-Putin Alliance after the president announced: “We have an unshakeable alliance with out brothers, the Russians. Ukraine has nothing to worry either about losing Crimea. My friend Vlad promised them Romania.”

CNN: “The story is damning of the president, whom it appears has completely gone to the other side. He is conspiring with America’s enemies who got him elected to surrender the United States and its assets to Russia.”

Putin looked at the reporters assembled from the US, REUTERS, AP and BBC wearing Obama 08 and “I’m With Her” lapel pins, laughed heartily, and slapped his knees with each chuckle. He pointed to his lapel pin that stated “MAGA!”

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