Stilton’s Place
by Stilton Jarlsberg
8/8/2018
Excerpt:
Given the increasingly angry political rhetoric in our country, it was only a matter of time before things got dangerously out of control and took an ugly turn. Sadly, it happened a few days ago when alleged entertainer Rosie O’Donnell (whose actual cause for celebrity is a complete mystery to us) stormed the White House gates with a coterie of Broadway performers who unleashed a “shock and awe” barrage of assault showtunes. Even worse, some reports also suggest that “jazz hands” were deployed.
O’Donnell, who is probably best known for being too annoying for even the other co-hosts of The View to endure, perhaps hatched the idea in hopes of replicating the famous siege which brought down Adolf Hitler in the waning days of WWII, when he committed suicide after his bunker was surrounded by a repertory company performing “Fiddler on the Roof.”
A tiny flaw in O’Donnell’s otherwise brilliant plan was that President Trump wasn’t actually in the White House during the minstrel show, meaning that the performance (complete with a large “Treason” sign in simulated theatrical lights) was observed only by peons on the sidewalk who couldn’t afford to attend an actual Broadway show without selling their children’s vital organs.
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